i fuckin forgot the best part of the story.

so, i was driving home last night from jana's house around 12:45ish in the fuckin am, and i was driving cautiously cause it was foggy, and i had also had a few cocktails. so, jana wanted me to look for the roadkill because she's a sick-fuck sometimes, so i did. i turned on my brights as i was driving over the overpass (where i hit the mother fucker) and i looked as hard as i could while maintaining my safety. so, i'm looking and looking. it was gone! i was about to shit a brick. so i sped back up, turned off my brights, you know.. the normal shit, all of the sudden, i see the piece of shit in the middle of the road, and what happens? I RAN BACK OVER THE FUCKERS HEAD!!!

hahahaha, good times.