these past few days have been crazy insane. and i mean that in the best possible way. just like jerri blank, most of the time we've all got something to say. it's funny because no matter how ridiculous that show is, somehow.. someway.. it relates back to us. sure, strangers is sorta blown out of proportion, but as silly as jerri's problems are so are ours. life is pretty funny if you think about it, wouldn't you agree? can you honestly say that you've never taken steroids and grown a beard? or even dated your own son? maybe you haven't, but maybe you haven't. sometimes i think people forget to laugh or even smile for that matter. do you really take life or even yourself soo seriously that you can't laugh or smile about it? because i say no no to that! don't you ever wonder? i mean, does it really get any better than this?

i've got a story for you.
the other night, nicole, jana and i headed over to alisa's apartment to have some cocktails, enjoy ourselves.. you know, the usual. well, we did just that. alisa busted out with some fuckin wine and some bacardi, we brought over the rest of the skyy, hmm.. good times. anywho, so jana and nicole were taking shots, i was enjoying the chardonay, well before you know it.. nicole was drunk. surprising? no no. two of alisa's friends came over from berkeley, who happened to be straight edge kind of people. well, they ended up making popcorn and breaking the popcorn machine in the process, and nicole was being some what of a joker that night. i retract that statement.. she was the conductor of the train heading to crazy town. alisa and her two guy friends were in the living room watching the ali g show as nicole, jana and i were in the kitchen drinking, laughing and being merry. well well, nicole being the turkey she is, decided to rummage through alisa's cupboards and she stumbled across some brown sugar. no no, not some black dick, but literally some brown sugar. without any hesistation, she decided to pour the brown sugar over the popcorn, without anyone but jana and myself knowing. naturally, we all started laughing because.. WHO DOES THAT?! the best thing about that is nicole never once looked at us, she just went about her business as if we weren't even there. jana and i started cracking up, thus creating nicole to laugh. we tried to stay quiet, but when you're drunk nothing is really that quiet, even if you think so. alisa jolted into the kitchen to see what the ruckus was. by this time, our stomachs were on fire -- not from the alcohol, but from lauging so fuckin hard -- and alisa kept asking what the fuck was going on.. honestly, i think she said "what the fuck?" since we're all sneaky sneaky we just laughed at one another.. and very sly like a mother fuckin fox, nicole headed over to the fridge, and opened and shut the door, to distract alisa from the popcorn. but the funny thing about that is nicole opened and shut the door so fast it made everything in the fridge shake and rattle, causing more and more noise, which lead to more and more laughter.. GOOD TIMES. oh, and also, when we were outside smoking, nicole told us she was horny. later tonight, nicole and i were talking and she happened to visit alisa earlier. they obviously talked about the other night and..

here's the fuckin kicker:
they saw us the WHOLE TIME! you might be asking.. "wait, megan. how is that possible?" i'll explain for you minions. well you see, alisa's apartment is set up so there is one long hallway. at one end are the bedrooms, and at the other you walk past the kitchen and then into the living room. the living room looks out into the street, with two big windows, so unless you do a 180, you can't see into the kitchen. but wait!! the two guys saw us in the kitchen from the relfection of the kitchen in the windows. i'm sorry, but that's funny. nicole.. caught.. red handed. these are the times of good.