I would never take my unborn child here! -- Jaclyn commenting on the fair.

Why be alone when we can be together baby? You could make my life worth while, I can make you start to smile.. Mr. Big

I will prove my love, until you're sure that I'm the one.

Oh, instincts are misleading
You shouldn't think what you're feeling
They don't tell you want you know you should want.
Word.

and it's funny how we take for granted all the little things in life, and once they're gone, they're gone. I'm never coming back.

that's the last thing i wanted. you know i NEVER intended to make you sad. you know i'd NEVER do that to you..

It's one thing to tell me to not have a party, but it's another thing to fuckin lock the bedroom, especially when there's another bathroom in there, especially when they have vibrating beds in there. That's just bad hospitality.

Megan: Boy, it sure is windy.
Hannah: Yeah, no kidding. That suburban is all over the place. Good thing your car is so aerodynamic..


Megan: Chinese music videos? That makes me want to take a picture of the television.
Hannah: Man, how do we get ourselves in these situations?

Megan: That bitch just cut me off. I'm gonna fuckin ride her ass..
Hannah: (reading bumper sticker) "It's not a baby if you're not pregnant".. what the fuck does that mean?

i'll sit and wonder of every love that could've been, if i'd only thought of something charming to say.

It's all fun and games until someone has to go and steal your sunglasses.. that's when it turns ugly, that's where I draw the line. Not like I'm going to do anything about it, cause honestly.. what can I do? Boo, boo on you.

First of all, before I tell the story, do you think that pen and fan sound anything alike? Maybe if you're deaf and the person saying it slurs their words together.. but I don't think they're too similar. Moving right along..

So this is what happened today: I show up for work and as soon as I walk in, I noticed that our HUGE ASS FAN was missing, which means it was hot as fuck in the office. Like usual, I was tired and frustrated because work sucks, so I walked in the other room where Lisa, Mel and Kathy were at.. I started complaining about the fan and how hot it was. I said something like, "where's the fan?! It's so hot in here, who stole the fan? I'm gonna go find it." Mel turns around and says, "I don't know who took it, does it really matter? Here use this pen." I kinda looked at her and thought to myself, how the fuck is a pen going to solve my being hot problem? I thought I was losing it, but it turns out that Kathy and Lisa both had blank looks on their faces as well. It was funny because she just picked up a fuckin pen and handed it to me, as if it solved all my problems. It was funny, funny shit. Honestly though, fan.. pen.. WAAAY not the same. Good times though.