Megan: Boy, it sure is windy.
Hannah: Yeah, no kidding. That suburban is all over the place. Good thing your car is so aerodynamic..


Megan: Chinese music videos? That makes me want to take a picture of the television.
Hannah: Man, how do we get ourselves in these situations?

Megan: That bitch just cut me off. I'm gonna fuckin ride her ass..
Hannah: (reading bumper sticker) "It's not a baby if you're not pregnant".. what the fuck does that mean?