First of all, before I tell the story, do you think that pen and fan sound anything alike? Maybe if you're deaf and the person saying it slurs their words together.. but I don't think they're too similar. Moving right along..

So this is what happened today: I show up for work and as soon as I walk in, I noticed that our HUGE ASS FAN was missing, which means it was hot as fuck in the office. Like usual, I was tired and frustrated because work sucks, so I walked in the other room where Lisa, Mel and Kathy were at.. I started complaining about the fan and how hot it was. I said something like, "where's the fan?! It's so hot in here, who stole the fan? I'm gonna go find it." Mel turns around and says, "I don't know who took it, does it really matter? Here use this pen." I kinda looked at her and thought to myself, how the fuck is a pen going to solve my being hot problem? I thought I was losing it, but it turns out that Kathy and Lisa both had blank looks on their faces as well. It was funny because she just picked up a fuckin pen and handed it to me, as if it solved all my problems. It was funny, funny shit. Honestly though, fan.. pen.. WAAAY not the same. Good times though.