In celebration of Caesar Chavez, and the holiday we observe because of him, Jana, Nicole and I decided it would only be right to drink a few down. I ended up going on a beer run around 7 or so and I did not return until about 8ish. It did take a while, I must admit, but sometimes it happens. As I got back, I shoveled down some chippies and salsa, so my tummy wouldn't be on fire from all the vodka I was about to intake. By the way, we purchased a handle of only the best vodka in town, Popov, and two cartons of O-to the-J. I started things off promptly at eight twenty-six. I paced myself with my screwdrivers because I know that hard liquor hits you harder than just beer. I am a smart one sometimes. Anywho, I finished that drink at nine o-two. As I went in to make another, I sat down on the couch, and me and Nicole had a very intimate moment with our rings of power. Not only are they rings of power, they are also the seals to the orange juice cartons, you know, before you pour you have to take off the saftey seal. Afterwards, I decided that I'd try to get fancy with my camera. I snagged Jana's Sweet Dreams [vanilla flavored] and I took my candle [vanilla scented] and lit the bitch up. It was clever at the time. Mmm, alcohol induced photography. Soon after, Jana thought it to be best to play with bubbles. Nicole's mom had sent her some goodies for Easter and bubbles happened to be one of them. Well, things got a bit out of hand and Jana dropped the bubble wand into her screwdriver. Hilarious and unfortunate, why? Because there was still some left in her drink, and who, honestly, drinks bubbley screwdrivers? I suppose that I would, but other than me, who? That's what I thought. Alisa and her friend Ona came on over, had a cocktail, chatted for a while until it was time. I was forced into doing a salsa/cheerleading routine which was performed quite some time ago. I was totally embarassed, but because I'm Megan I did it anyway. It would've been better if I had 4 more drinks in me, but hey.. it happens. Well, Ona hadn't seen our shower curtain, nor had Alisa, so we took a trip into the bathroom. Before we left for Spring Break, Adam had ordered a bunch of shit on sale from Urban Outfitters. Well, this shower curtain was one of them. It was a stripper on a pole, with a spot light behind her. Only, her face was cut out, so anyone in the shower was able to put their face in it. Hmm, good times. That pretty much concluded our night, except when the screen fell off our window because I was smoking in our room, and I dropped a bunch of things. But afterwards, I put myself to bed, to dream weird dreams about Jamie, Kate, Cindy, Jana, Nicole, alcohol, and a theme park. Very, very strange. So here's to you Caesar Chavez, thank you for the day off.

Show time.
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It began with this.
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One down.
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Intimacy.
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Sweet Dreams.
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Bubbley Screwdrivers are the best.
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Stripper Megan.
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Stripper Nicole
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P E E P J O U S T I N G !

Post game carnage report. So dramatic, so intense.
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Before the jousting began.. the playing field.
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Left to Right: Nicole & Laura, Adam, Me, Kerry, and Jana
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this goes out to jamie, the love of my life, maybe not love love, but.. whatever, she understands.

so.. i'm drunk, and it's a tuesday night, and you don't judge me, because you understand.. you "feel" me. you read my mind, and you know what i'm feeling.. at the same exact time. and that is why i love you.. and also i love you because you love me back.

we're the bitches that don't get jealous, cause that's how we do. right jamie?

i love milk.. chocolate milk.

sometimes the beauty of the world is so overwhelming. i just want to throw back my head and gargle. just gargle and gargle, and i don't care who hears me, because i am beautiful.

Tonight Jana, Nicole and I went to the neatest place to eat ever.. The DC. For alls of you who are left in the dark, that's our cafeteria. So, after dinner Jana wanted to go have a cigarette. Well, on campus we have specified smoking areas because they are trying to prevent 30,000+ people from smoking on campus. A very reachable goal. Despite the ridiculousness, we walked over to a designated smoking area and smoked the stick of cancer. Anywho, Nicole was begging to leave because she had to urinate, or poo, whatever the case may be, so we left. Jana immediately grabbed my neck, as if I was a tiger cub and she was the mother (you know how they bite the neck so they can carry their children?) and she put my face into a door, which had a flyer on it for homecoming. She asked if we were going to attend, but before I could answer, the door opened right into me. The mystery person behind the door said, "ohhhohh," all nasty man-ish. We scurried away, giggling and snickering. Never once did I look back, nor did I have the desire. End.

Jana and Nicole -- who's eyes are NOT open.
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Pumba is WAY prettier.
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Rhino in motion.
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I think it's a little warm for polar bears.
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I think he was my favorite all day!
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Don't you want to rub that main on your face?
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Kangroos love it down under.
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Hip, hip - hop, hip-hop-po-natomaus.
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I think this gorilla was a lesbian.
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Giraffe!
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Flamingos eat shrimp.
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Emu's are no ostriges.
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Elephant butt!
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Zebras go ZzZzZ!
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and i can't make it on my own..

so, i made my debut today. i guess i wasn't as funny as people think i am. i barely got any laughs. i think it's cause i'm asian, and a girl at that. i'm sad. i'm really sad.