The Story of the Day.. thus far:

I woke up around 1ish or so, Adam and Nicole were going to get some food at the cafe and they politely asked me if I'd like to join. I was very hesistant at first because last time I ate at the cafe, I got sick. But eventually (or like 3 seconds later) I agreed, as long as I didn't have to wear shoes. As if they gave a rats ass, so we strolled out to the cafe, Adam and Nicole being shoe-goers, and me.. I had very very nude, but happy, feet. We ordered our food, and began to eat it and about.. ohh, I'd say half way through our meal, one of the workers approached me and said, "Please tell me that you have shoes or flip flops somewhere." I replied, "Uhh, nope, sorry." So he asked me to leave because I was being a "lawsuit." And I thought this was a free country.