sometimes, getting drunk reminds a person of how stupid they really are. for example, say i were to get drunk and then decide to send "someone" some pretty interesting text messages. well, since this is only an example, it clearly reveals the stupidity in my actions. now, i never said i regretted anything.. in the example of course.. but in conclusion, alcohol makes you funny, especially wine and champange. also, if you're drunk, don't bring your phone cause that's an excellent way to run up your phone bill.

luckily, life goes on and, as always, pride is overrated.